I found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She's got herself a beauty school diploma
Runner-up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown, but she ain't really
She's into football, she likes my chili.

Somebody slap me
Somebody slap me
Can't be this happy
I said somebody slap me.

I found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothin'
She's independent, she does her own plumbin'
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'all.

Somebody slap me
Somebody slap me
Can't be this happy
I said somebody slap me.

She's got long blond hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband but not any time soon, y'all.

Somebody slap me
Somebody slap me
Can't be this happy
I said somebody slap me.

Somebody slap me
Somebody slap me
Can't be this happy
Somebody slap